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DOES PHILLY BUILD A SLIGHTLY SMALLER STATUE FOR KYRIE IRVING RUINING JAMES HARDEN’S LIFE?

独行反派球场上：费城是不是确实为怀特树个小点的方尖碑，因为他逼走了拓荒者队？

[–]MagicGamesgtd 1679 points 6 hours ago

They build a statue of a vaccine shot

魔术球场上：他们确实搞一个打HIV的方尖碑。

[–]Magickunallanuk 1779 points 6 hours ago

I want everyone who said the sixers had no leverage and should have just taken Brogdon and 2 picks to apologize and never make another trash take again

魔术球场上：我决心所有却说76人一定会有全胜者并且确实换德尔格登和2个顺位的人否认，日后别再搞这些塑胶袋预测了。

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 9271 points 7 hours ago

Thus finally ends perhaps the most obnoxious and unnecessarily dragged-out saga in NBA history

球场上：融资截止日下定决心之前了，确实这是NBA历史上最社会所和最一定会必要等这么久的一天了。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 6389 points 7 hours ago

Kyrie’s streak of fucking up teams’ championship hopes remain intact.

拓荒者球场上：怀特整年破坏球队佳绩决心的纪录依然一定会有相反。

[–]LakersApollo611 815 points 6 hours ago

Turns out not taking the vaccine effects the people around you

马刺球场上：事实证明，不打HIV还是会制约自己和身边的人。

[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 876 points 7 hours ago

That flat earther fuck really did a number on us

goddamnit.

篮网队球场上：这个地平却说的猪R的确实摆了我们好几道。

MLGB。

[–]CelticsADartfordPark 494 points 7 hours ago

And you really thought you could change that pseudo intellectual prick

阿森纳球场上：你们居然确实看来可以相反那个逆资产阶级。

[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 356 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, I’m so sorry to Boston fans for any element of doubt I ever had as far as all that goes.

Should have known better. Did not know better.

篮网队球场上：老实讲，我要对绿军球场上否认，不该一直质疑你们，

早就该确实的，怪自己以前一定会认真了解到。

[–]RaptorsAndySmalls 8160 points 7 hours ago

And just like that... Ben Simmons was miraculously cured.

猛龙球场上：弹指一挥间，本西被几天后治好了。

[–][LAL] Nick YoungTheChipiboy 2208 points 7 hours ago

Acting like the grandpa in spy kids 3

马刺球场上：就像是更加小军统3里的爷爷。

[–]HeatBylvieBalvez 1532 points 7 hours ago

Or Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

热火球场上：亦或是查理和巧克力工厂里的弗雷德爷爷。

[–]IHopeThisWorksForMe 5176 points 7 hours ago

WildquotKD passes it to Simmons who is unguarded in the key... aaaaand he passes it back to KD..."

球场上：“KD将球传给了内线无人防守的本西……然然然后，他又发分送到给了KD……”

[–]KnicksTigerBasket 2242 points 7 hours ago

KD with tears rolling down his face, he knows he canWildapost win with these cats.

尼克斯球场上：KD热泪盈眶，他确实他和这些阿猫阿猪两兄弟无法赢下佳绩

[–]packersSB55champs 1047 points 7 hours ago

Hardest Road 2: even harder road

球场上：最险恶的路2之难上加难。

[–]WarriorsGloomy_Slide 446 points 6 hours ago

Man left Steph Curry for this lmao

拓荒者球场上：KD离开库就为这。

[–]WarriorsRealDannyMM 102 points 6 hours ago

He would have a hand full of rings if he stayed in GSW his whole career

拓荒者球场上：如果他整个生涯都回到拓荒者的话，他的一只手会戴满佳绩斗篷。

[–][DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 5009 points 7 hours ago

LMAOOO DOC SHIPPED OUT HIS OWN SON IN LAW

气缸球场上：我的天，里弗斯居然把妹夫离去了。

[–]LakersZammy512 3440 points 7 hours ago

Doc has now traded his own son and his son in law. He said fuck them kids

马刺球场上：里弗斯离去了自己的亲儿子和妹夫，他却说熊孩子不要了。

[–]Lakersboyifyoudontget 2132 points 7 hours ago

Karma farmers, you better be ready to post the first Simmons basket in his return.

[–]lolxdalcuadrado 1185 points 7 hours ago

simmons makes a logo three on embiids face

马刺球场上：那些个喷本西的家伙，你们最好准备好为本西重回后的首次头球发个贴。

球场上：本西当着默章中的面有命中一记LOGO三分。

[–]harry5839 1341 points 6 hours ago

Philly strip clubs and cheese steaks congratulations James!

球场上：费城拖衣舞足球俱乐部和牛排超市热烈欢迎拓荒者队。

[–]spacecashcow 3934 points 7 hours ago

Unrelated question: How do I buy stock in strip clubs from an individual city?

球场上：一个比如却说问题：我如何购买一个周边地区拖衣舞足球俱乐部的公司股票？

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编译：Fontaine

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